there is a granola thief out there

so apparently there is this serious problem in our studio on campus. there is a thief running rampant, the granola thief as we say. the thing that amazes me is that the studio is a fairly open space, other then the few hidden corners created by the "cubicles".....so i dont see how this granola thief has not been caught by someone. there has been bait left out to make sure this wasnt just a one/two time happening. so thanks to a friend of mine, suzanne, below is a list of what has been stolen.

9 packets of bare naked organic granola
granola bars
peanut butter crackers
2 packets of cheese on wheat
a package of fig newtons
multiple bottles of pepsi, both unopened and open
protein bars
chocolate out of a gift box
a chinese take-out container filled with snack goodies
a partial package of chips a'hoy cookies
a bag of pitas
one leftover soft taco from el carreton

this is not right people, not right at all. does it have to come down to locking up our food instead of the valuable items we have for "creating"? you would think the cd players or things of that nature would get taken, but apparently there is someone out there with access to the building that is either really hungry all the time, or they really need food that they cant get themselves.
so this is to the granola thief, wherever you are: please stop taking our food and for the love of god, confess!!!